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It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

These petitions don’t always work, but this is probably the best way of letting Tumblr know it is a shitty decision. At least its a better way than just posting angry posts.

Or, maybe, if enough people sign it another party might offer to take over the nsfw part of Tumblr. Whatever, once that number goes in the 7 digits it’s bound to do something.