in present tense

hello v_v it is with a heavy heart that i announce that i’m moving over to @twinsuns bc this account has been overrun by those fake rayban ads. but yea gimme a follow there if you wanna

my target demographic? God

Haskill and Barbas should unionise.

Funniest headcanon is that pathologic takes place jn the modern day and town on gorkhon is just Like That

what if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard

im adopting the ‘dark jock’ aesthetic. i’m going to lurk around crumbling old institute buildings in a black tanktop with a skull on it and a backwards ballcap and i’m going to get dark academia people to write my essays for me while i call them nerds and doofuses and prep for the big dark football game

likeeeee your mass media MK ULTRA behavioral programming is showing. lmao.

i love markarth. really really love markarth

you cannot act ethically in markarth. if you buy a steak at the market you're a cannibal. if you visit the museum you're funding a shady academic's unsafe research expeditions. if you save a woman from being stabbed you're aiding and abetting an imperial spy. if you give a beggar money you end up breaking into a temple. if you think the haunted house might be fun, well,