the life of an *inspired* wife

Goodbye BOSSA! It's been real!

When we first moved in years ago I would hear yelling in the morning. It was faint but it wasn't a yell of fear, it was excitement! I never knew where it was coming from until I looked up. It was the year the Tandem Skydive moved their landing from Eagles field to the one in our neighborhood. So now every morning when I'm walking Mushu I try to look up to count the little specs coming out of the tiny plane above me. Today 7 people jumped out. At first I thought the people were crazy and I wanted to paint "DON'T JUMP" on the roof for fun. But today I thought what a feeling it must be to see Guam from above on a beautiful day! Hafa Adai everyone! Hope you all have an awesome day! #GuamLove #Mangilao #ManggeTownMadness

Salmon Skin Gunkan from @9thstreetrotary stole my heart today!

Two hours into the day... I'm already planning lunch lol! I could be at home cleaning...okay I really mean sleeping. Reports done. Prepping for a presentation next week. Red rice sounds good right now with some pork belly... #wellthatescalatedquickly #punchmondayintheface #DayInTheLifeOfJenei

one hour in...I'm still dying. so, I'm prepping for tomorrow's excuse already. I already kmow I'm going to check in every hour, on the dot. so insta friends and face bangers get ready for a boat load of whining and bitching. #wellthatescalatedquickly #cryingontheoutside #punchmyface #punchmondayintheface #DayInTheLifeOfJenei

why monday, why? I honestly can't wait for the next tooth extraction lmao! pain killers, personal driver, beach day, drags...*sigh* I'm crying in my car waiting for the office to open. #wellthatescalatedquickly #punchmyface #punchmondayintheface #cryingontheoutside #imreallycrying #forgetwinegivemebeer #mmmbeer

really. wtf. I need to sleep. work tomorrow. bored. I wanna stroll. by stupid decisions I mean not punching certain people during key points in my life. or stabbing them with a fork. or tripping them and pretending it's an accident. but happy I put blue ink on their wipers on a rainy day. or spilling pepsi on their office chair so it looks like they shit themselves. damn. I'm pretty fucked up. oh well. zero fucks given. #zerofucksgiven #random #wellthatescalatedquickly

Happy Easter Everyone! From The Pitbulls! #FamilianPitbull #Easter2015

New Skirts coming soon! #InspirationsByJenei

Sat down on the toilet and found this book staring at me. At that moment I couldn't have been more proud as a parent! It's great to have good grades and do good at school but knowing that my son choses to read this piece of literature at home is completely priceless! @pitbull671 somewhere on our crazy journey we did something right!

#InspirationsByJenei #NatalieMaeE

#BlueberryLycheeMojito @guma_tasa

Oh man...take me back to Saturday. Where the water is clear, the air is clean, and the Guasali grow wild! #GuamLove #Guasali