It's beautiful

[Why be mediocre when you can be amazingly, violently well-dressed?]

[It's nicer to be a bad idiot than a great psychopath]

[Stay in bed. Stay in bed. Wear adult diapers. Pay your taxes. Or ask your dad to do it for you.]

[Life is INCOMPREHENSIBLE. death is terrifying.]

[How would things be if all the women would actually wear a suit and a tie?]

[Everything you do is so fucking awesome]

[Is there a possibility that certain people turn out the way they do because we wish so hard that they would be?]

[We need to talk about the surveillance state]

[Ladybugs are not useless]

[Egos are bad for the environment]

[Wake up. Shower, Dare. Get it over with.]

[Why be sad when you can be cute?]

[Wishful thinking is existential dread’s bastard child]

[There’s no need to be unnecessarily incorrect]

[If you want inspiration, you must learn to accept inspiration.]

[Make each and every girl think they’re special]

[Becoming a parent can to some people feel like getting fucked by pregnancy]