hell yeah what the heck is going on

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

Hell no.

Ugh I’m sorry

Alright ma you’re getting a “you alive?” text in 15

damn you people

oh god

So I love my mom not risking it

CHAIN MAIL MY ASS I LOVE MY MOM 😭

I FUCKING LOVE MY MOM❤️

Again...?

so if generic wizards use wands and staffs to cast spells I’m gonna bring up the idea of modern era magicians using what they can find with a wooden body, like teens picking up baseball bats and 2x4s imagine just running out of mana or whatever and instead of slinking back you just crack your rune laden bat over a particularly punkish goblin

❤My 4 cats would stab MAPs in the eyes with their claws and eat their corpses❤

Basicalle, this

How American cleans the kitchen

As an American, I can confirm

BANG BANG BANG

want 1.

I wanna give my love the moon and the stars

I have a small one! It’s cool

SATORI