I'm The Rainbow In Your Jail Cell

not to be gay but imagine standing between a girl’s legs while she sits on the kitchen counter

in light of recent events, fuck

Fuck I wish

bath tubs that can’t submerge an entire adult body should be illegal

Okay I know what you meant but you sound like a murderer

gay culture was desperately trying to avoid looking at or making eye contact with anyone else while changing for gym class in high school even though they had no problem with other students doing it

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE IM CRYING

It got better

sigh sigh sigh starts and ends with yourself

Yoooo accurate

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

gay culture was desperately trying to avoid looking at or making eye contact with anyone else while changing for gym class in high school even though they had no problem with other students doing it

my life is complete

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”