a promenade under the moonlight... ❤

i hate when people critique movies by saying “nothing happened” as if the only measurement of a films quality is the amount plot you can jam in it. are shapes and colours not fucking enough for you. can’t you just vibe. the only movies i care about are about people stumbling around in midst of an unsettling atmosphere, making obscure references with fuck-all being explained all while i feel indescribable emotions to big for my heart looking at the screen. everything else is trivial

[id: a tweet by Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich: “holy fucking shit, vaccine mandates are causing teachers who don’t believe in science to quit, nurses who don’t believe in medicine to quit, and cops who don’t believe in public safety to quit. I’m failing to see the downside to this” /end id]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

I’m finally at the point where I understand all of these. And also yes it’s 100% true. Have seen zero deadly spiders and many Bogan a-holes

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