Illumination

the other jurors and i were watching back the security camera footage from the killing and we couldn't help but notice how muscular and nimble you looked as you fled the scene. we've been talking to the judge, and we all agreed that if you do a backflip right now, right here in the courtroom, we'd be willing to let this one slide.

"gay spock" is kind of redundant don't you think

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

this is just how midwest america is