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i wish to not be of the living

reblog the Money Dollar and a vending machine will bless you with miniscule wealth and extreme confusion

I already have minuscule wealth and extreme confusion

I know I’m the op but honestly what a mood

oh dear

Waitholup, there were WHAT in the disk cases??

When you’re super motivated but also having a panic attack

this is an incredibly accurate description of it…

This is my new theme song that I can’t listen to.

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed 

STEPHEN ‘THE DARK TOWER’ KING coming in at 400 lbs. OF PURE HORROR