Radiant

The world isn’t getting dumber. It’s just easier for dumb opinions to be heard.

Collar bones are the eyebrows of boobs

“Don’t Touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille

People who are goodlooking but have terrible personalities are basically real life clickbaits.

Your dentist watches you grow up but misses every big life event you have.

The one thing phones are invented for is the least used function these days

People always say “there’s a lot of fish in the sea” but there’s also a lot of trash floating around out there too.

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

The whole point of golf is to play the least amount of golf possible.

The people that make you feel the happiest are the same people that can make you feel the worst.

The art of raising a child is the delicate balance of how to traumatise them just enough to make them functional members of society.

Webs with no spiders on them are like forgotten land mines for insects