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I'm a very normal human who is not weird.

Dez, he/they/neos. Adult. This blog may be NSFW! Tread with caution!

This is my blog for MCYT because I got bored of having all my MCYT stuff interspersed between Game Changer and social justice/US politics. Main blog: @5typesoftrash

AO3: quicksilvermoonrot [link]

My tags:

#🐝 dez writes - writing tag / snippets

#🐝 from the mine - aus and teasers

#🐝 jabbering - asks (if I get any)

#🐝 18+ - nsfw content

#🐝 top 100 - Spotify Top Songs ficlets

#🐝 dezzy makes memes - memes and incorrect quotes

AU Tags:

#🐝 harmony & victory - Star Wars AU

#🐝 womw - Skizzpulse TPE AU

#🐝 lemongrass - Shortgrass Superpowers AU

#🐝 king!tango - King!Tango Ranchers AU

#🐝 dezzy omegaverse - My personal worldbuilding for the Omegaverse

#🐝 klondike - Free use Joel with heavy dubcon

#🐝 consequences - Wolfblings incest darkfic :3

#🐝 lie to girls - Underage Smalltek AU

#🐝 see you smile - Shortgrass Rejects Band AU

#🐝 winners - Flower Court kidfic with extreme whump :)

#🐝 college kids - Age gap Ranchers with free use and BDSM

#🐝 hate yourself - My fic for AUfest which will be revealed soon :3

Porn With Plot - Plot With Porn - Porn Without Plot - Currently Pornless

My Masterposts for my fics are available at this link.

Things I enjoy and will write about:

Incest

CNC/Dubcon/Noncon

Ageplay/Age gaps

Monsterfucking/Mobfucking

Painplay

Bondage/Shibari

Orgasm Control

basically... almost anything except the things that are explicitly on my nos

Things I do not enjoy and will not write about:

Scat or watersports

Snuff (except weird MC mechanic snuff)

Wound fucking*

Gore*

*my wife has convinced me to write gore and wound fucking. but i only do this for him.

Send me things ig. Love you guys <3

you are one of the best mcyt writers I have came across and you make me proud to wave my freak flag in the mist of prudes in this community. I anticipate every single one of your uploads like a crackhead and I hope others feel the same with me on this because your pieces are so eloquently written that I find myself rereading a lot of your fics.

I especially love the way you specifically write joel. you NEVER seem to miss with his character no matter what situation you write him in.

PLEASE keep up the great work! sorry if this is all weird...like I said, it's super late...thank you for reading this!!

oh my god????? this is the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me i'm going to treasure this ask forever

thank you so much!!! i love to write, and i've put a lot of thought into my characters :3 i'm glad that my characterization of joel comes across the way i wanted it to

This just in! The King of Smalltek has just posted yet another Smalltek fic!

Read Famous Last Words on AO3

RATING Explicit (who's surprised)

FANDOMS Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP

RELATIONSHIPS Joel | Smallishbeans/TangoTek, EthosLab & GeminiTay & Joel | Smallishbeans & Pearl | PearlescentMoon & TangoTek

CHARACTERS Joel | Smallishbeans, TangoTek, GeminiTay, EthosLab, Pearl | PearlescentMoon

TAGS Step-Sibling Incest, Incest Kink, Voyeurism, Being Walked in On, Mildly Dubious Consent

SUMMARY

Joel crowds him up against the door, dragging his hand down Tango’s washboard abs and over the bulge of his cock. “Come on, Tangs,” he breathes, and no one’s called him Tangs in at least eight years. “You’re so needy for it.”

Tango’s breath comes shallow in the space between their lips. Joel watches his gaze fall to Joel’s mouth like he wants to press against him, but he doesn’t. He tips his head back just slightly, leaning away from Joel, and whispers, “Joel, we can’t. We’re brothers.”

Joel chuckles softly, leaning in even closer, boxing Tango in even more. “We’re not real brothers,” he purrs. “Technically.”

straight man

gay man

bisexual woman

nonbinary people of multiple gender experiences

technically straight but that won't stop me from looking

straight guy who's gayer than some gay guys

i think i made him gay with my gay thoughts

probably thinks about getting rawed to fall asleep

would pay 500$ to suck him off

never seen his face but would hit anyway

the most beautiful woman you have ever seen

Chapter 6, the first interlude, is out!! (Yes, last chapter was also chapter 6, but it is now chapter 7. We decided this worked better in terms of building dramatic tension. Whoops.)

Klondike Bar sequel is here!! I estimate it will be four chapters, but it's already almost as long as the original so I felt it would be best to break it up instead of posting it as one long oneshot. Additionally, it lets me post a little earlier.

Read peace, love, & ice cream on AO3

RATING Explicit

WARNING Choose Not to Warn

CATEGORIES M/M, Multi, Other

FANDOM Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series

RELATIONSHIPS Jimmy | Solidarity/Joel | SmallishBeans/TangoTek, Joel | SmallishBeans/TangoTek, Joel | SmallishBeans/Jimmy | Solidarity, Joel | SmallishBeans & ZombieCleo, Joel | SmallishBeans/ZombieCleo

CHARACTERS Joel | SmallishBeans, Jimmy | Solidarity, TangoTek, ZombieCleo

TAGS Rape Recovery, Rape Aftermath, Past Sexual Assault, Past Rape/Non-con, Joel | SmallishBeans-centric, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Panic Attacks, Developing Friendships, Sharing a Bed, Friends with Benefits, Polyamory, Pining, Erectile Dysfunction, Voyeurism, Daddy Kink, Rimming, Restraints, Blow Jobs

SUMMARY

“I thought we were gonna be together,” he whispers. It’s barely audible, but he knows both of his friends heard him. They exchange a look that Joel can’t read, and it’s just another way that Joel’s locked out of their love. He shakes his head, trying to choke back the tears. “You said you loved me, and I thought– but we’re not. You love him. You want him. And he wants you.” Joel releases a shaky breath. “And I want you both and I can’t have you.”

Jimmy’s hand rests on Joel’s other wrist. “You can have us.”

Joel looks between them, his jaw clenched to keep his lip from trembling. “Shouldn’t you be asking him?” he demands, jerking his chin toward Tango. Jimmy chuckles softly.

“Don’t have to. He wants you.” Jimmy squeezes Joel’s hand. “And I do, too.”

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