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Damn this blockbuster got shit to say

I think I’m just about ready to be done with everything

Duo from Duolingo is an owl that teaches languages and encourages his students to study with increasingly ominous messages. There is little information given on where Duo has come from, but his demonic and threatening nature ties him to another teacher owl, Stolas. Stolas is a Great Prince of Hell, commands 26 demon legions, and teaches astronomy. Should Duo be a descendent of Stolas, he would be royalty in hell and likely holds immense power. In this essay i will

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Pro tip: If you copy and paste a link that said “no free articles” into a private/incognito browser, it will let you read the whole thing.

also if u press the “esc” (escape) key on ur laptop before the page fully loads, it won’t load any pop-ups blocking u from reading. if the article has images, then this method sometimes does not u see them. but! the words will be fine :)

I didn’t know this wasn’t common knowledge. Reblog reblog reblog. It should be.

When articles block you from reading them because you’ve run out of free views or whatever, they’re doing it by looking through your cookies to see how many times you have visited the site. That’s why Incognito works, but clearing your cookies also works

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.  I love them so much :)

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them

horseshoe crabs are friends. their tail is not a stinger, either. if one crawls over your foot they are just smelling you.