Cosimo Galluzzi
RMH
dirt enthusiast
will byers stan first human second
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
art blog(derogatory)
we're not kids anymore.
shark vs the universe
@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
blake kathryn
JVL
Discoholic 🪩
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
i don't do bad sauce passes
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todays bird
Three Goblin Art
seen from Netherlands
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@innaetri
me at night: tomorrow i’m gonna wake up early and start with a run and then i’m gonna go over my notes and drink a super healthy protein shake and eat fruit and work on ME i’m gonna dress so nice and be extra kind and study hard tomorrow i am gonna OWN this :)
me in the morning: no.
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#me trying to convince someone i could quit whatever i’m obsessed with
SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws
Possibly the most widespread self destructive flaw in the human race is that we rush for what we want but procrastinate for what we need.
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y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth
that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.
Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”
Attractive people probably think the world is much more polite and generous than it actually is
Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Why is this so relaxing
positive trigger
Your son is adorable
Get a new girlfriend….
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the worst burn in cinematic history
Clueless (1995)
Brittany Murphy in 1998
I see you shiver with antici..... pation!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharman
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John Mulaney quotes I identify with
on a deep, spiritual, personal level:
“I meant to learn about cars, and then I forgot.”
“I have a girlfriend now myself, which is weird because I’m probably gay based on the way I act and behave.”
“I could never dress goth, and don’t get me wrong. I’m unhappy, it’s not that.”
“It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you were supposed to do them.”
“Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
“I was raised Catholic. I don’t know if you can tell that from the everything about me.”
“I thought I was gonna be murdered my entire childhood!”
“What is college?” *incoherent babbling*
“I was sitting up in bed a few weeks ago like [groans]. You know, life?”
“When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much.”
