Leviathan

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It is not destiny who shapes us, but we who shape destiny.

in ancient times, liyue was a land of misery, where the shadow of evil loomed large. as slain gods festered, their vengeful wrath cursed the world, manifesting in infernal forms. when demons stirred—miasmas, monsters, and mutations infested the land. then, rex lapis summoned the yakshas to vanquish the demons. they swore an oath:

“restore order through slaughter, purge evil through battle; to this, we dedicate our lives.”

eons of bloodshed later, karmic debt weighed upon them, phantom wrath seeping into their broken souls. they went mad with fear, turned on each other, or succumbed to the darkness. of the five foremost yakshas, death came to three, while the fourth vanished without a trace. in the millennia since, one conqueror of demons remains the sole surviving yaksha in the mortal realm. and only on moonlit nights, in the glow from guyun and in the sound of the dihua flute, is his memory preserved.

As the whole fandom is getting crazy over Season 4 and BEAST's new movie trailer, I feel the need to top it with this beautiful new art from Harukawa35-sensei for the 5th anniversary event!

Scanned from the bonus notebook for people who purchase the event's goods.

And then there's my geo husband

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING IT DOESN'T FIT HIS VIBE

HE'S A BADASS FUCKING GOD ACCOMPANIED BY THIS-

SMOL MUSHY PINK .... THING

I'M SORRY ALL I SEE IS-

Y/N: I'm totally into dark humour.

Kaeya/Venti: *Turns off the lights* Wanna hear a joke?

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Kidnapper: We have your daughter.

Jean: I don’t have a daughter.

Kidnapper: She made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad so can you come pick her up?

Jean: Oh my god, you have Klee.

Kidnapper: I’m going to become a Knight.

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Zhongli: Y/n and I don't have pet names for each other.

Childe: Uh huh. Hey, you know what bees make, right?

Zhongli: Honey?

Y/N, from the other room: Yes dear?

Childe: Don't lie to my face again.

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Childe: Please. Picking locks is my specialty.

Childe: [throws brick through window]

Childe: Okay, let’s go!

Y/N:

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Y/N: Babe, babe, do the thing!

Diluc: *genuinely smiles*

Y/N, breathlessly: Oh my god...

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Y/N: Fuck you.

Lisa: Wouldn't you like to.

Y/N: what?

Lisa: what?

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Zhongli: Why are your tongues purple?

Childe: We had slushies.

Y/N: I had a blue one.

Childe: I had a red one.

Zhongli:

Zhongli: Oh.

Zhongli: OH.

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Jean: How are you feeling?

Diluc: I’ve got a headache that comes and goes.

Kaeya, walks in: Hey guys!

Diluc: It’s back.

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Baizhu: If Klee jumped off a cliff, would you -

Qiqi: Yes.

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Kaeya: I’M TOO HOT!

Kaeya: *points at Diluc*

Diluc:

Kaeya:

Diluc: *sighs*

Diluc: Hot damn.

Kaeya: CALL THE POLICE AND THE FIREMEN!

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Venti: Aww, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.

Y/N: We’re married.