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… Did you just insult my name like that?

Creatures will die whether you are angry or not, but I suppose if you are not adding to the death toll that is fine. Are you usually angry?

They did but the mortal in question wanted to be individually launched into space, as well as survive and make a return trip. Since I know the mortal and we get along fairly well I was content to make something for him.

THAT IS TRuE, BuT I WAS REFERRING TO MY OWN DEATH TOLL. I’M AT A 4/10 AT MY BASE LEVEL.

For the laughs, mostly. It concerns the mortal’s guardian and the idea itself of launching the child into space was amusing.

That and I need to keep myself busy.

HELLO TO YOu SHITNODES. I AM INKY, THE uLTIMATE CALIBORN.

HI AVI. NOTHING IS SuP. EXCEPT LISTENING TO A PETuLANT CHILD GET A HATE BONER AFTER KILLING HIS SISTER AND ASS-CENDING INTO ADuLTHOOD WITH ONE FOOT IN THE DOORWAY AND THE OTHER STEPPING ON A LEGO. BECAuSE HE WAS IMPATIENT AND SO FuCKING DICKHEADEDLY STuPID.

DO YOu I GuESS. LIVE LIFE. TO ITS FuLLEST.

I’M NOT NOCTuRNAL, mY SuN IS JuST A RED GIANT.

I THINK YOu MEAN BADASS.

I do intend to! I have many travel plans and so much more awaiting me in the future both near and far! I have a long life to live and boy do i intend to live it!!! Thank you! See you arent such a bad fellow. I think you have yourself pegged all wrong.

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