Isaac (thelegitisaack)

Having an accent is just speaking in a different font

“As fuck” has become a universal unit of measurement

😂😂

Beef jerky is like a cow raisin.

If you live to be 70 years old you will spend 10 years of your life on Monday.

Sleep is amazing, it’s like getting a free trial of being dead every night

It would be cool to have a movie shot by 2 directors and 2 versions released showing the protagonists and antagonists story.

Forgetting what you’re about to say is weird. You’re about to say something, and then your brain is just like, “Ahh, we don’t need that.”

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

If Dr. Seuss were reincarnated today, he would become a legend in the rap/hip hop world

Having “all the money in the world” wouldn’t really be useful since money would be worthless if one person had it all

If you go to jail for tax evasion, you’re basically living off taxes for not paying taxes.