A L I V E. (ap)

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? “Bend.y.“

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME? “Ben.dy the Dancin’ De.mon. And yes, that’s my legal last name.”

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT? “Because I got the consistency of a noodle.”

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? “Well aintcha a nosy Nelly.”

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES? “I’m an ink demon! I do as th’ title suggests.”

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? “Black.”

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR? “I don’t got hair, buddy.”

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? “I guess you could consider Henry and Joey my family members? But no, I got no relation t’anyone!”

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? “Sure do! Donnie the Pomeranian. He’s a hellhound.”

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. “So you can use it against me? Nah.”

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? “Murder I dance! I sing sometimes too! That’s th’ life of a toon fer ya.”

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? “OH YEAH. Ever heard o’ slapstick comedy? That’s what my cartoons are like.”

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE? His grin just gets wider.

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? “None, but I’ve heard people call me a cat before.”

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. “I guess drummin’ my fingers on a table?”

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE? “Cab Callow.ay!”

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? “I like who I like, no labels here.”

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? “NNNNOPE.”

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY? “IIIIIII dunno. Never thought about it much? Sure it’s one thing t’entertain kids, but t’be a parent? Whole other thing entirely.”

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS? “Sure do! I’m a toon after all! What kinda toon DOESN’T have fans?”

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? “I ain’t afraid of nothin’.”

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? “A bowtie, and occasionally a tutu.”

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? “Who’s askin’?”

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? “HIGH CLASS.”

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? “I mean.... a few. Boris and Alice fer sure!”

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? “It’s fun t’smack into other people’s faces.”

27. FAVORITE DRINK? “Coke.”

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? “New York! I like the busyness of it all. ‘S got a charm to it.”

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? “Again: WHO’S ASKIN?”

31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE? “Wouldn’t you like t’know.”

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? “NEITHER. But if I had to choose one, I guess lake.”

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’? “Eh, I like dye ink, but pigment ink’s got its perks.”

34. ANY FETISHES? “Yeah- you shuttin’ up.”

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? “:^)”

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS? “I’m more of an indoor person, but I do like explorin’ quite a bit!”