Strange Little Asexual

My greatest advice to aspiring cat owners is to never buy them expensive or elaborate toys because you have no control over what they choose to find entertaining. It will almost always be so dumb.

sometimes you're the dog butterer. sometimes you're the dog with the butter on it.

STOP MAKING TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT ME

Growing up religious and receiving an intense dedicated religious education has left me in the unenviable position of knowing more about Christianity than most Christians and also caring about it more despite not even following the fucking book anymore.

nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week

Happy 30-50 feral hogs day

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

Bearded vultures will see an iron oxide rich mud puddle and go 'is anyone going to bathe in that' and not wait for an answer

lets All lock in starting Right Now