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@injuriedicky
"Hey, it's me, please don't challenge me to anything."
(Yep, another critter, you know the drill)
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. He is terrified of lossing and failing
. He has poisonous needles on his knuckles ( Medic removed the rest)
. He likes having his back itched
. ticklish
.likes to hug and snuggle
. Loves coffee and dark chocolate
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"Family."
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@minnesotamedic186
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"H-hey mom…c-can I h-have a hug?"
@injuredicky
Oh yeah of course you can Icky
*He hugs you tightly. Slightly shaking…seems like something went wrong.*
Everything okay?
"I-I did something b-bad. I…I hurt someone o-on ac-accident ."
You did?
*He finally broke. Sobbing like crazy as he tried desperately to tell you.*
"I-I was t-try to *sob* a-and Kickin w-w *sob sob* b-but then I…I accidentally *SOB!* I'M HORRIBLE!"
Hey hey calm down. Where's Kickin' now?
"H-he he's trying to f-find s-something i-in the m-me-medic ba-bag. H-he t-t-t-tol-told me n-not to-to-to wo-worry. B-but wh-what if h-he dies?"
Okay, let's go find him Icky
*I take Icky to whever Kickin' is*
*they soon find him in the bathroom…rummaging through a medic bag and GOD he looks horrible.*
Oh my goodness-
*I go to help Kickin'*
"WHoa, hEy mOmM I'm okaya'
No you ain't-
*I find the antidote and administer it immediately*
"PhEew I'm feeling a bit sleepy."
*And he taa little nap.*
"D-did I k-kill him."
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"H-hey mom…c-can I h-have a hug?"
@injuredicky
Oh yeah of course you can Icky
*He hugs you tightly. Slightly shaking…seems like something went wrong.*
Everything okay?
"I-I did something b-bad. I…I hurt someone o-on ac-accident ."
You did?
*He finally broke. Sobbing like crazy as he tried desperately to tell you.*
"I-I was t-try to *sob* a-and Kickin w-w *sob sob* b-but then I…I accidentally *SOB!* I'M HORRIBLE!"
Hey hey calm down. Where's Kickin' now?
"H-he he's trying to f-find s-something i-in the m-me-medic ba-bag. H-he t-t-t-tol-told me n-not to-to-to wo-worry. B-but wh-what if h-he dies?"
"H-hey mom…c-can I h-have a hug?"
@injuredicky
Oh yeah of course you can Icky
*He hugs you tightly. Slightly shaking…seems like something went wrong.*
Everything okay?
"I-I did something b-bad. I…I hurt someone o-on ac-accident ."
You did?
*He finally broke. Sobbing like crazy as he tried desperately to tell you.*
"I-I was t-try to *sob* a-and Kickin w-w *sob sob* b-but then I…I accidentally *SOB!* I'M HORRIBLE!"
"H-hey mom…c-can I h-have a hug?"
@injuredicky
Oh yeah of course you can Icky
*He hugs you tightly. Slightly shaking…seems like something went wrong.*
Everything okay?
"I-I did something b-bad. I…I hurt someone o-on ac-accident ."
"H-hey mom…c-can I h-have a hug?"
@injuredicky
Oh yeah of course you can Icky
*He hugs you tightly. Slightly shaking…seems like something went wrong.*
*An hour before midnight I get all the Critters(except for Hoppy) out of bed and into the bunker*
*Their all silent as a mouse. Grabbing things for themselves and making different lumps on their beds to look like they're asleep.. they all silently get to the bunker.*
*Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Not one sound.*
"Huh."
@minnesotamedic186
*I quickly send Marx back to Dreamland before closing that portal behind me*
Okay search party time-
"B-but what about the pranks?"
@minnesotamedic186
I'm sure Hoppy's pranks won't hold a candle to Marx's
*I head into the hallway*
*Nothing……its so quiet. Not one trick, not one trap... nothing.*
@minnesotamedic186
... Okay let's split up, it'll be easier to find Hoppy that way
*They all rush off. All starting in their own rooms…checking for pranks or fun tricks.*
*I check outside the house meanwhile*
*You smell something in the garbage bin…but the bin was emptied yesterday.*
*I open the trash bin and look inside*
*Its a bag of…stuff…its hard to tell. It was buried under some old boxes that seemed to have been quickly emptied.*
What in the-?
*I dig through the stuff to find out what it is*
*it was…prank items, from quiet airhorns to small confetti poppers, streamers, and farther spray in random jars. But one thing to note…some of these objects were clearly red, but were painted over with cool grey.*
*Well now my urge to find Hoppy is invigorated, so on my way i go*
"Mom. Th-there's nothing not even a note, no confetti. Not a thing!"
Ugh not again-
"Wh-what do you mean?"
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*You notice Kickin running to his room with a whole box of granola bars, he looks worried.*
@painedkicken
What in the-?
*I follow Kickin' to his room*
Kickin' what's with the box of granola bars-?
*His room is looking like a bunker, pillows and a blanket fort on his bed, a case of waters in there a lock where his closet door is, and his drawer is ready to be pushed in front of his door.*
Kickin' what the heck are you doing-?
*He speaks panicked.*
"Don't You Know What Holiday Is Coming Up!?"
Easter?
"No! April Fools!"
Oh- OH
"Do You See The Problem?"
Who do I need to look out for-?
"H-Hoppy. The Playcare Prankster… we are doomed."
*almost perfectly. A lightning bolt strikes behind him outside. Being visible in the window.*
*I look out the window as it starts to rain*
Alright let's calm down, I know how to deal with pranksters. One of the worst ones in the multiverse is friends with Kirby so I gotta deal with him every year-
"Ohhh? It's Marx isn't it?"
*Hoppy evilly pokes her head out.*
OH JESUS CHRIST-!
*I jump and look at Hoppy behind me*
"BACK DEMON OF PRANKS!"
*Kickin then pulls out two carrots stapled together as a crucifix.*
Of all the Critters I didn't think you'd team up with one of my worst rivals-
I'm not the absolute worst? You wound me Tara
*And standing right behind Kickin' on his signature beach ball was the little menace himself*
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!"
*chucks the crucifix at Marx cause of reflexes.*
*Marx just eats the carrots-*
YOU-! Get out of my house you little pink FUCK-!
Oh but I've only just got here, and me and my new apprentice have got some work to do ain't that right Hoppy-?
She's not your "apprentice" she's my daughter-!
Potato potato-
"I'm both mom, I'm just learning from a true master."
Oh you should've seen the last prank me and Tara pulled-
DO NOT BRING THAT UP YOU ELDRITCH ASSHOLE-!
"Tellmetellmetellme!"
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh-
{*Flashback to the last movie night we did at Castle Dedede when me and Marx played this little number from Dedede's past, in front of all the Dream Friends*}
{You didn't}
{Oh but we did-}
*And now Marx is laughing is little head off*
Oh shut up-!
"Oh mom. This'll be the greatest April Fools Day I've ever created. Thanks to Marx's teaching."
Oh and I will be teaching you well. Come on I can even show you my secret stash-
Do not show her anything-!
*Instantly runs up to Marx.*
"Show me show me!"
It'll be a cinch
*Marx gives me the most evil shit-eating grin before leaving with Hoppy. I then turn to Kickin'*
... So we might be fucked-
"Mom. I'm scared."
Okay don't panic, I'll come up with a plan
"I'M PANICKING!"
*The next day I gather the Critters(minus Hoppy, who I sent off to Smith) in the living room, wearing a military jacket and a pot of my head*
Alright listen up-! Hoppy as teamed up with one of the worst pranksters in the multiverse
*I use a pink pointer finger to point at an unflattering picture of Marx*
Marx, a pink jester son of a bitch who wreaks havoc every year on April Fool's
"How bad are his pranks?"
First off, when he starts kicking beach balls around you run, because they will explode in your face with varying components be it confetti or just straight gunpowder-
"Y-you think Hoppy's pranks wil h-hurt us?"
Oh no Hoppy would never hurt you guys, it's Marx I'm more worried about
"M-maybe Hoppy is having Marx tone the pranks down a couple levels."
Yeah I doubt that the only person Marx will listen to is Magolor and even then it's barely consistent-
"S-so what do we do?"
We bunker down for the day. Thanks to Marx absorbing stuff from Galactic Nova he'll be able to run the whole 24 hours of April Fool's Day with no breaks, so we'll just have to stay under cover the same amount of time
"Wh-where can we even hide!?"
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SPOOKY MONTH~!
*I run by with boxes upon boxes of Halloween decorations*
"FRICK YAAA!"
"HALLOWEEN!"
*I set the boxes down and spread them around*
Everyone take a box-!
"Roger!"
*Craftycorn poked her head out of her room.*
"W-why are we yelling?"
*Lily then swung upside her door frame.*
"BOOOO!"
"AHHHHH!"
Lily it's too early for real spooks-!
"No. September is to early for real spooks, I'm right on time."
Oh whatever, grab a box
"Got it. COME ON NIGHTMARE CRITTERS! ITS HALLOWEEN!"
*poor Crafty still looks quite spooked at that scare.*
*I hand Lily her box before giving Crafty a hug*
"Thank you."
Do you wanna help with decorating Crafty?
"I, I guess. Will it get scary?"
Well I don't have any animatronics or anything. Just the standard decorations and some garlands
"O-okay. That'll be okay."
*She attempts to grab a box, but it's too heavy. She ends up falling backwards with the box on her chest. She didn't look hurt; of course, she did have a high pain tolerance. She WAS absolutely embarrassed as her face was red as a tomato.*
Oh my goodness-
*I go and help Crafty*
"Mhm thank you."
*Her face is completely red with blush.*
*I open the box and hand Crafty little wooden pumpkins on sticks, then Maggie giant candy ornaments*
You and Maggie put these outside and on the trees okay?
"O-Okay."
"YOU GOT IT!"
*Maggie rushed out, but Crafty looked nervous too.*
You okay Crafts? Lily didn't scare you too and did she?
"W-well, um."
*She was about to explain will Bubba gently held her hoof and gave her as good a smile as he can.*
"Don’t be afraid, I'll help you Crafty."
Well alright then
*I go through another box and hand Bubba equipment for inflatable decorations, including instructions*
Go and meet Maggie outside alright?
*Bubba gave a smile as he grabbed the box, but Crafty had somehow turned redder than you'd ever seen her.*
Wow Crafts I have never seen you so r- blushy
*She seemed to try and formulate a sentence, but can't, at all.*
"Ya, are you all right Crafty? Do you have a fever? Let me check."
*He then gently holds her cheeks to see if she has a fever. She then somehow turned a shade of red you didn't know existed.*
Oh my god girl you're down BAD-
"What do y-"
*Crafty then just falls backwards, completely stiff.*
"OH MY GOODNESS!"
Crafty-!
*Crafty. EXE has stopped working. Her face is still the same redness.*
"Oh my gosh, d-did I do that?"
*least hes getting his emotions back.*
Eh it's a possibility-
"W-what did I do? Did I hurt her?"
Well uh, you know Crafty has a crush on you right-?
*now his face turns the same shade of red.*
You didn't know-?
"… uhhhhhhhh."
*Bubba. EXE has stopped working.*
... Woops-
"We're down two critters huh?"
Apparently-
"Geez, Valentines day is going to be a trip."
"You know what, you had it too good."
*gives him period cramps.*
"Ahh!"
*He fell to the ground in pain.*
"Ooooow, Mommy. H-help."
@minnesotamedic186
Wha what's going on-?
"I-it hurts. E-everthing hurts. H-help me mommy. P-please."
*He had tears in his eyes as he struggled to move.*
It's okay hun I'm here
*I scoop Icky into a hug*
Now what happened?
"S-some anon said I was having it to good. So they did something to me. It hurt right here."
*points to his lower abdomen.*
*I piece it all together*
Oh for peck's sake they gave you period cramps-? Okay I'm gonna get you a hot pad and some ice cream okay?
*I set Icky down on his bed and quickly get the hot pad and ice cream*
"O-okay. Wh-what's period cramps?"
It's basically what girls have to deal with every month
*I have Icky sit up and put the heated hot pad on his stomach*
"R-really. Girls have to deal with this every month? That's horrible."
*He sighs as you put the pad on.*
"Ooooh, that feels nice."
It's why I take birth control, it helps ease the symptoms
"W-why does it happen?"
It's just part of the reproductive system. If you're too uncomfortable I can stop talking about it
"I-I don't know about it. I just want it to end."
Everyone's experience is different, but for me it would last a few days, with the first day being the worst
"A FEW DAYS!?"
Though knowing Anon Magic who knows how long this'll last-
"I-I need it to end soon. Its unbearable."
Well I also got this~
*I show Icky the mint chocolate ice cream i got*
"… Mmm. That'll help."
*I hand Icky the tub and a spoon*
"…… I get the whole tub?"
*He looks quite hopeful.*
Indeed
*He smiled as he began to stuff his face full of ice cream.*
I'll leave you to it
*I pat Icky on the head and go to exit the room*
Call me if the hot pad starts cooling down
*He gives you a thumbs up as he eats.*
"You know what, you had it too good."
*gives him period cramps.*
"Ahh!"
*He fell to the ground in pain.*
"Ooooow, Mommy. H-help."
@minnesotamedic186
Wha what's going on-?
"I-it hurts. E-everthing hurts. H-help me mommy. P-please."
*He had tears in his eyes as he struggled to move.*
It's okay hun I'm here
*I scoop Icky into a hug*
Now what happened?
"S-some anon said I was having it to good. So they did something to me. It hurt right here."
*points to his lower abdomen.*
*I piece it all together*
Oh for peck's sake they gave you period cramps-? Okay I'm gonna get you a hot pad and some ice cream okay?
*I set Icky down on his bed and quickly get the hot pad and ice cream*
"O-okay. Wh-what's period cramps?"
It's basically what girls have to deal with every month
*I have Icky sit up and put the heated hot pad on his stomach*
"R-really. Girls have to deal with this every month? That's horrible."
*He sighs as you put the pad on.*
"Ooooh, that feels nice."
It's why I take birth control, it helps ease the symptoms
"W-why does it happen?"
It's just part of the reproductive system. If you're too uncomfortable I can stop talking about it
"I-I don't know about it. I just want it to end."
Everyone's experience is different, but for me it would last a few days, with the first day being the worst
"A FEW DAYS!?"
Though knowing Anon Magic who knows how long this'll last-
"I-I need it to end soon. Its unbearable."
Well I also got this~
*I show Icky the mint chocolate ice cream i got*
"… Mmm. That'll help."
*I hand Icky the tub and a spoon*
"…… I get the whole tub?"
*He looks quite hopeful.*
Indeed
*He smiled as he began to stuff his face full of ice cream.*
I'll leave you to it
*I pat Icky on the head and go to exit the room*
Call me if the hot pad starts cooling down
*He gives you a thumbs up as he eats.*
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"You know what, you had it too good."
*gives him period cramps.*
"Ahh!"
*He fell to the ground in pain.*
"Ooooow, Mommy. H-help."
@minnesotamedic186
Wha what's going on-?
"I-it hurts. E-everthing hurts. H-help me mommy. P-please."
*He had tears in his eyes as he struggled to move.*
It's okay hun I'm here
*I scoop Icky into a hug*
Now what happened?
"S-some anon said I was having it to good. So they did something to me. It hurt right here."
*points to his lower abdomen.*
*I piece it all together*
Oh for peck's sake they gave you period cramps-? Okay I'm gonna get you a hot pad and some ice cream okay?
*I set Icky down on his bed and quickly get the hot pad and ice cream*
"O-okay. Wh-what's period cramps?"
It's basically what girls have to deal with every month
*I have Icky sit up and put the heated hot pad on his stomach*
"R-really. Girls have to deal with this every month? That's horrible."
*He sighs as you put the pad on.*
"Ooooh, that feels nice."
It's why I take birth control, it helps ease the symptoms
"W-why does it happen?"
It's just part of the reproductive system. If you're too uncomfortable I can stop talking about it
"I-I don't know about it. I just want it to end."
Everyone's experience is different, but for me it would last a few days, with the first day being the worst
"A FEW DAYS!?"
Though knowing Anon Magic who knows how long this'll last-
"I-I need it to end soon. Its unbearable."
Well I also got this~
*I show Icky the mint chocolate ice cream i got*
"… Mmm. That'll help."
*I hand Icky the tub and a spoon*
"…… I get the whole tub?"
*He looks quite hopeful.*
Indeed
*He smiled as he began to stuff his face full of ice cream.*
"You know what, you had it too good."
*gives him period cramps.*
"Ahh!"
*He fell to the ground in pain.*
"Ooooow, Mommy. H-help."
@minnesotamedic186
Wha what's going on-?
"I-it hurts. E-everthing hurts. H-help me mommy. P-please."
*He had tears in his eyes as he struggled to move.*
It's okay hun I'm here
*I scoop Icky into a hug*
Now what happened?
"S-some anon said I was having it to good. So they did something to me. It hurt right here."
*points to his lower abdomen.*
*I piece it all together*
Oh for peck's sake they gave you period cramps-? Okay I'm gonna get you a hot pad and some ice cream okay?
*I set Icky down on his bed and quickly get the hot pad and ice cream*
"O-okay. Wh-what's period cramps?"
It's basically what girls have to deal with every month
*I have Icky sit up and put the heated hot pad on his stomach*
"R-really. Girls have to deal with this every month? That's horrible."
*He sighs as you put the pad on.*
"Ooooh, that feels nice."
It's why I take birth control, it helps ease the symptoms
"W-why does it happen?"
It's just part of the reproductive system. If you're too uncomfortable I can stop talking about it
"I-I don't know about it. I just want it to end."
Everyone's experience is different, but for me it would last a few days, with the first day being the worst
"A FEW DAYS!?"
Though knowing Anon Magic who knows how long this'll last-
"I-I need it to end soon. Its unbearable."
Well I also got this~
*I show Icky the mint chocolate ice cream i got*
"… Mmm. That'll help."
*I hand Icky the tub and a spoon*
"…… I get the whole tub?"
*He looks quite hopeful.*
