why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

oh wow…… why are yall exposing our tricks

delete this

……….this is an attack

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

HE DID!?!?

I know this is a parody but I feel as if this is just a super meta post on how callout culture works on this site

seriously like the weirdest feeling is when you eat pure artificial shit for a few days and you feel wrong. and the only way to cure it is to eat something natural/fresh and then it goes away 

Baku, I once ate gushers for 3 days with only Coke in between and my body just wanted more gushers. Do you think I’m dying?

willow i love you with my entire heart but you absolutely terrify me