infused-with-madness

Pleased to... what?

"Spamtong Name's the Smapton."

Are you alright?

So, I'm a pan ace, right? And that's a lot easier to say, but it's not as cool as it could be. There's a word that already exists, though, that sounds kinda similar, and it works because of the aces and cake thing.

- You can hear beeping. You can always hear beeping. Someone pushes a button. It stops. It starts again.

- Someone you don't recognise offers you a cup of water. You take it. Ten minutes later a different person offers you a cup of water. You never see either of them again.

- The ice cream machine is broken again. They say someone will fix it soon. It's been three years. They keep telling you it will get fixed soon.

- You assemble a burger. The bun is empty. No one ordered it.

- A customer is yelling at you in a foreign language. You don't know why. You don't want to know why. They do not stop yelling until the store closes. The store doesn't close.

- The McCafe crew think they're better than you. All of you. They are right. No one tells them that they're right. No one talks to them at all.

- There is something in the walk-in freezer. It whispers to you every time you go near it. It whispers commands. You follow them. The customers are oblivious.

Me: What?? Whyy??

Bf: I was told to.

Me: If someone told you to jump off a bridge...

Bf: It wasn't just SOMEONE. I was on a bush trail with an expert and he said if you got lost out there without food you could eat the ants, and he told us to try it, so... I did.

Me: