Le An

tuck him in Tuesday

tuck him in Tuesday once again

another tuck him in Tuesday is here

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

happy pride month to this post specifically

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

Give me HIMBO appliances. Beautiful. Huge. Hardworking. Nigh indestructible. Stupid as the day is long.

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

They coyotes are free you can just take them...

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

now this is modern art i love

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh