please god save me im so turnt rn

Xehanort makes his way into Sora’s heart

“hahaha!” he gloats to himself. “the foolish boy’s heart is mine to possess! i will create my thirteenth and final vessel and all shall be as foretold”

but wait–there’s a door??? inside sora’s heart??? he’s never seen this before

xehanort opens the door

it’s an apartment

ventus, xion, and roxas are playing mario kart on the sofa

xion and roxas think xehanort is the pizza guy, ventus just screams and throws a controller at his head

“you kids keep it down!” comes DiZ’s voice from the other room

temporarily stunned by the impact of the game controller to his face, xehanort staggers into a giant bookshelf of DiZ’s research, which crashes on top of him

XEHANORT WTF

"Do you think Axel was there to see the first keyblade war?"

"Axel was there when darkness still covered the world and Kingdom Hearts first appeared 😂"