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I don't agree. I think in the end--in the end... I think, I was pretty fucking great.
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"Failure!"
I don't agree. I think in the end--in the end... I think, I was pretty fucking great.

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Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,
one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.
and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.
can you imagine.
[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

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they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions
also was jax planned to be trans from the start or was that a more recent decision
It was always meant to be a subtle implied thing, but at some point I just said fuck it.
marvel movies are a type of microplastic. you know what i mean
Twilight, as I remember it
3x01 → 3x07

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We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.
Yeah it was probably the wings
soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.
pencil, ink, and ochre on paper
if i had a nickel for every time a flamboyant queer vampire with a tendency to over-sexualise himself to the point of parody rather than engage with his considerable trauma took up full time rent-free residence in my brain... i would have, i dare say, quite a few nickels
I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.
#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business
When I was in therapist school one of my profs said, "A lot of trauma needs 10 or 20 years before it's really ready to be worked through. Maybe longer." And at the time I was like: Oh Shit. I planned to be over my trauma and all better by the time I graduated!
Anyway, that was 10 or 20 years ago and jesus fuck, she was right.

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christopher nolan great gatsby where jay sits down by the pool before he’s shot and says “our roaring twenties are collapsing”
your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean