y am i still here

Hozier if you’re reading this I am ready to get hurt again

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being a democrat is embarrassing lol

i’m a gemini you dumb bitch

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

how to properly wrap xmas presents by rihanna

It’s that time of the year again 🎄🎁

I sent this to my German friend and she couldn’t understand why Americans thought this was so funny

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

Happy Christmas Adam

*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

Just take the train 😊

how the heck am i gonna parallel park a train?

“merry christmas here’s your gift” um it’s pronounced jift

This cat is me.

i want a “mutually obsessed with each other but in a healthy way” kind of relationship