Where’s Wendy Wu when we need her

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

h hey

is there something you want to say, fish?

hehe!! …

You can do this! Come on!

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You’re doing great sweetie, keep going

I need to get laid but my heart also needs to get laid ya know

Me as a college professor

Honestly, me too.

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

an addition: when they calibrated the board by pressing the dots and everyone in class lost their minds

Me:makes a reference only i get and then laughs about it because i saw what i did there

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming