i giggle too much

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

“who’s the new James Spader of our generation?!?!” no one has or will ever match whatever psychosexual shit that man was smoking back then

the disgusting can really be so beautiful if you're enlightened enough

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement