i giggle too much

I think I’m falling behind in pop culture can we stop writing books and making movies until I catch up. something crazy is about to happen to gilgamesh

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

Dangerous game, cause once you do something for a cat once, they're gonna make that a routine, and soon enough you'll be doing neck excercises so you have the strength to hold a full-grown kitty on your head

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

I have a suggestion

I also have a suggestion

I think I'm in love with you

i’m not listing all my disorders in my bio or pinned posted, clearly you’ll see there’s something wrong with me

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

THE FRENCH FUJOSHI: and you will put ze tips of your penise togezher, oui? and you will insert yourself into 'iz boyhole, oui?

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real