Beware the Infection

you love me

Yes, I do love you.

hell yea now whos the weirdo youre talking to

youre a dick and you lack one too

Really? We’re going there? Dave, I trusted you.

you love me

dirk wtf man

Dude, just because the computer shared, doesn’t mean to leave it logged in. Unless you wanna come back to all hell broke loose on your blog?

youre a dick and you lack one too

excuse me while i beat my brother up

This isn’t even a real fight when fake swords are involved.

stfu

get over here you loser

i am the only person who is social in this particular breed of strider and let me tell you its exhausting

Do you want me to make friends?

its your buisness if you do

dirk literally go suck a dick please

Dave, did you think before you typed that?

i did

dirk literally go suck a dick please