Fun things they don’t teach you in sex ed.

Talcum powder has asbestos in it. Has for years. Leave it be

20. The whole “It’s supposed to hurt” on your first time is a myth, as is the whole obsession with tightness. Both are caused by you not being properly aroused. So just remember, any time you hear a guy bragging about how tight his partners have been, give a small prayer for them for how terrible he is in bed.

I can take hints but i want to hear you say it

why does michael cera always get the girl why cant i get the girl its my turn michael

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?