Rat, what’s your favorite kind of cheese
[ it stops eating its lunch for a second ]
“Squeak squeak eek sqee”
[ translated: mozzarella ]
[ his taste is ass ]
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Rat, what’s your favorite kind of cheese
[ it stops eating its lunch for a second ]
“Squeak squeak eek sqee”
[ translated: mozzarella ]
[ his taste is ass ]

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[ gives the rat an almond ]
“ EEEeeeeeeeeeee! “
[ it is very grateful, after a long day of getting killed by holes he eats will relief ]
I pet da rat and rub his squishy tummy
“ ouh! “
[ you squish “Da” tummy and pet the rat ]
[ in return the rat got a little motion sickness, but she’ll be alright ]
What do you do in your spare time?
“ speep eep squeak! “
[ rat likes to take long walks in the ventilation, and hang around the water cooler]
( OCC: the rat returns back to normal after this )
''hello, little guy, nice to see you!''
I suppose this vent rat is the only person who's ever seen them.
makes sense, though, they both only know these...weird floors.
-P.A.F/Caller/@phone-a-friend
jsyk p.a.f's blog is glitched, refer to intro post for info :3
“ squeak squeak? “
[Other various rat noises]
[ its trying to have a conversation but it is a rat so you won’t be able to understand it ]
[ but my gut says he’s never used a phone before and is trying to “ get you out” of the phone ]

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“ eep squeak “
[ it watches you while you work in your cubicle . ]
[ its hungry and looking at your lunch . ]
*uses my magkical wizard powers to change his color*
“ AAAAaaaaa- “
[ rat is white for a bit now ]
I… Uh…. I don’t wanna touch the rats hair but here’s a little cheese for the rat :)
-The anon that touches hair
“ EEEE! “
[ rat gratefully takes the cheese ]
[ but is a little hurt you didn’t touch his hair . . . He says he shampooed it good ]
What are your opinions on Protag?
“ Squeak Squeak eep squeeee! “
“ hm.. your very talkative today.. what is it? “
[ he says he likes him for the most part ]
[ ya know he did put him in the hole . . ]
Are you a paid employee at the company?
“ eep “
[ yes ! ]
[ he gets paid to die every day. ]
So eat what’s it like being a rat in the company building
“ squeak squeak squeak! “
[ he says it’s interesting to say the least ]
[ so many new and weird things the human eye could never comprehend. ]

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“ eep squeak “
[ it watches you while you work in your cubicle . ]
[ its hungry and looking at your lunch . ]
> “ Squeak Squeak “
> [ there’s a rat ! ]
> [ it squeaks as a way of saying hello ]
( OOC: WERE GONNA IGNORE THE FACT I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE FIRST ONE!!!)