incorrect wind breaker

sakura: are you okay? nirei, crying: yeah, it was just the onions sakura, picking up an onion menacingly: what the fuck did you say to nirei?

kaji: i'm not funny, i'm just really mean and people think i'm joking

sakura: [accidentally hits nirei in the face] sakura: [trying to decide between 'are you okay?' and 'i'm so fucking sorry'] sakura: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY? nirei:

nirei: you saved me! i owe you my life! sakura: no thanks, i've seen it and i'm not that impressed

nirei: you have to apologize to sugishita! sakura: fine sakura, to sugishita: unfuck you or whatever

umemiya: here's a fun christmas idea: we hang up mistletoe, but instead of a kiss, you have to fight whoever's underneath it! hiiragi: umemiya, no tsubakino: we could call it mistlefoe! hiiragi: stop encouraging him!

sakura: why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? i'd just be excited to share a bunk bed suo: suo: i'm going to tell him nirei: don't you dare!

suo: we need a distraction nirei: is anyone good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? tsugeura, whispering to himself: my time has come

sakura: sugishita and i were crossing the street when this person drove by and honked at us suo: what did sugishita do? sakura: he chased them to the next light, and . . . sugishita, holding up a steering wheel:

anzai: i can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place sakura: you people already know too much about me anzai: i know exactly three things about you, and one of them is that you won't let us crash at your place!

anzai: who thinks i can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth? nirei: you're a hazard to society. tsugeura: AND a coward. do twenty!

sako: i've got a crush on someone, but i don't want to tell you because you might not like it choji: just rip the band-aid off! sako: it's hiiragi choji: put the band-aid back on

kaji: BEHOLD, the field in which i grow my fucks! lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

nirei: you want to see how hardcore i am? nirei: [punches the wall] nirei: nirei: could someone please take me to the hospital?

tsubaki: i actually have a black belt! sakura: in what, karate? tsubaki: no, from gucci!

nirei: can you keep a secret? suoh: do you know anything about my life? nirei: . . . no i do not, good point