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Victor: I like Abby’s nails.

Susie: You know, everyone knows. You capture a leprechaun, you get three wishes, right? So we gotta think very carefully what our next two are here.

Andy: My genius will not be denied! I'm like Mozart! You're like that guy who was always jealous of Mozart.

Neil: Vic, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. You remember that?

Andy: Should I take my shirt off?

Susie: This is worse than that time you dared me to lick the swing set.

Victor: I need dating advice.

McKinley, on a hike: Man, it’s such a beautiful day. I love Mother Nature.

Victor: So what happened to that guy you were dating?

Ben: Now, Susie, let me handle this. These are my people.

Victor: Excuse me, Abby.

Victor: The only unthinkable thing is that anything is unthinkable.

Ben: If you rearrange the letters of Peru you can spell Europe.

Katie: Are you drunk?

Beth: I'd like everybody's attention. Christmas is cancelled.

Beth: Well, Andy, I can't make you talk. But you know what I can do?