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Pierre: The universe is testing me and I DIDN’T STUDY

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Pierre: you told me once ‘a fallen woman should be forgiven!’

Andrei: please, Abraham, I am not that man.

#war and peace #pierre bezukhov #andrei bolkonsky #jesse eisenberg

Andrei: what doesn’t kill you gives a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a really dark sense of humor

#andrei bolkonsky #war and peace #submission #thanks for the submission

Anatole: Hey Pierre, what do you think is the height of stupidity? Pierre: Depends. How tall are you?

#Anatole Kuragin #Pierre Bezukhov #war and peace #submission

Andrei: forgive and forget? Ahahah, no. Resent and remember.

#andrei bolkonsky #war and peace #u right #submission

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“'What the fuck' is an emotion now, and it’s the only one I have”

—Everyone about Pierre, chapters 1-20, book I

Bad morning, everyone

Pierre Bezukhov

Nikolai: “Ohana” means family. Count Rostov: Yes. Nikolai: Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. Count Rostov: Yes, that’s absolutely right- Nikolai: Family needs 50 bucks. Count Rostov: Okay, uh…

#why do i feel like this would work on ilya #ilya rostov #Nikolai Rostov #war and peace #submission

“If I am feeling

Some stupid feeling

Why can't it just go away?”

–Andrei Bolkonsky

#war and peace #andrei bolkonsky

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Pierre: Andrei just left so while he’s gone I’m going to tie a policeman to a bear.

Anatole: Why?

Pierre: He’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control.

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Nikolai: Do I look straight?

Natasha: Not in the slightest.

Nikolai: No, I mean my parking job.

Natasha: Oh, in that case, then yes, it’s fine.

#natasha rostova #nikolai rostov #natalia rostova

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Dolokhov: i have an idea.

Denisov: no mughrdeghr.

Dolokhov: …i no longer have an idea.

#vaska denisov #fedya dolokhov #fyodor ivanovich dolokhov

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Dolokhov: Get in there and bust up her date. Show her you care: ruin her night

Pierre: You really have a unique take on love

#fedya dolokhov #pierre bezukhov

Denisov: Nikolai Rostov, do not catch feelings for the Tsar.

Nikolai, crying softly and throwing himself on french bayonets: Too late.

#nikolai rostov #vaska denisov #war and peace #submission

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denisov to dolokhov: i have one foot on the block button and the other in a hello kitty roller skate so don’t even try me bitch

#vaska denisov #fedya dolokhov #war and peace #submission

“I don’t know how many years on this Earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.” — Prince Nikolai Bolkonsky

#nikolai bolkonsky #war and peace #and honestly I (mod) am gonna go ahead and tag this #amélie bourienne #submission

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