"Incorrect" Virals Quotes

Ben: Okay. I’ll take the ones on the right, you take the ones on the left.

Ben: That's a crazy idea.

Ella: We’ll see if we can break in, but be subtle.

Tory: "Alone time" always translates into "let's get Tory out of the house so we can have loud, obnoxious sex."

Hi: [dangling from the roof] I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my turtle, Sheldon, in kindergarten! He went to heaven, and now my life is bad!

Hi: I turned out perfectly fine!

Shelton: …I guess he put two and two together.

Hi: My emotions have three outlets.

Ben: [while digging a hole] After sunset, this field is gonna be completely dark. No clear sight lines from the road. First thing to find a body out here would be a coyote–

Chance: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Ben is strong and mysterious and sorta unassuming but well-muscled.

Ben: Hi, I've been trying to tell you this for years. Your 'bacon allergy' is a lie your mom made up so you'd eat healthy as a kid.

Shut up, Shelton! When you agree with me, it makes me question whether I actually agree with me!

Hi: I am so angry.

Tory: What's the status up here?

Hi: Have a good day!