Incorrect USWNT Quotes

Well, everyone calls me Panic Petunia, but my real name is Samantha…? I think…

Media: So your coaching failed?

Alex: You're clearly not listening. I can say whatever I want.

Alex: Is that a centipede on your shirt? That’s what you went with?

Carli: I’ve come to offer you some friendly advice.

Sonnett: I sure showed those refs, huh?

She’s my best friend, she’s like a sister to me, but she’s a disaster.

Mal: Maybe the real pay equality was the friends we made along the way!

Help! Christen keeps sending me snaps and texting me “check your snapchat ;-)” but it’s just pictures of her dog.

[Sky Blue Locker Room]

Christen: Do you have your electric toothbrush?

[Tobin arriving at PSG]

Kristie: Here’s the rest of your clothes. I went ahead and labelled the box “what were you thinking?”

You have to remember something: we’re dealing with rookies. They need to be terrified. It’s like mother’s milk to them. Without it, their bones won’t grow properly.

Kelley: Christen, is this just your way of telling me that you had a huge crush on me in college?

[The team is down at halftime]

Jill: I don't know why you won't tell me where the party is.