incorrectthebeatles

john: is that you, death?

brian: it’s brian!

john: i think so.

paul: that’s nice. i didn’t think you’d be worried.

john, too loudly: you’re my friend!

paul: ...

paul: i don’t like how you said that.

john, shouting: you’re my friend!!

paul: why are you yelling that at me!?

paul: um, never seen one.

john: okay. i mean, there’s a lot of things you can’t see that are real.

paul: what can’t i see?

john: you can’t see gravity. that’s real.

paul: yeah, i can drop an apple.

brian: well, bless your heart. thank you so much for saying that.

john: no, i was actually trying to not be an asshole.

brian: you’re holding a juice box. 

paul: you tell me, you’re driving!

george: i do.

brian: do you think he’s going to listen to me?