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Merle: I hate you with every inch of my body! Taako: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Fitzroy: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Argo: Literally or figuratively? Fitzroy: I have to specify?

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*While planning to break in somewhere* Magnus: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Taako: What? Magnus: "Get Help." Taako: No. Magnus: C'mon, you love it! Taako: I hate it. Magnus: It's great! It works every time! Taako: It's humiliating. Magnus: Do you have a better plan? Taako: No. Magnus: We're doing it! Taako: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Magnus, carrying Taako: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! *throws Taako at guards, knocking them out* Magnus: Ahh, classic! Taako: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Magnus, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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Magnus: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Merle: Oh, you’ve been? Magnus: Once. In Monopoly.

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I’m sure this is a side blog but please keep making these, they’re so good!

hello friend I'm sure this has been sitting in the inbox for a VERY LONG TIME but I have only just returned to the land of Tumblr

I would like you to know that now that I have remembered the existence of this blog I'm very much open to making them again!!! I have unfortunately only listened to Balance, Amnesty, and Graduation however and am unable to provide quotes for the newer seasons

Therefore...

I'M ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS AND WILL SMACK POST ON EVERY GODDAMN ONE EVEN IF I DON'T GET IT

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Duck, in the woods: Oh shit, there's a wolf

Ned: W-where?

Duck: No, the regular kind.

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Firbolg: I think Fitzroy was right.

Argo: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here declaring 'I told you so'

Ranier: No, he wouldn't do that!

Fitzroy: Ranier, you're right. You are 100% right. I would never say that.

Fitzroy turns around, the shirt he's wearing says 'Fitzroy Told You So' on the back, while Ranier and Argo are trying not to die laughing*

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Merle: You don't care who you piss off, do you?

Taako: Not in the slightest, nope.

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Firbolg: Fitzroy?

Fitzroy: Yes?

Firbolg: Can a person... breathe inside of a washing machine while it is on?

Fitzroy:

Fitzroy: Where's Argo?

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Duck, after becoming Mundane: How much do you have to drink to not feel anything?

Ned: If you have to ask, you're not even remotely close.

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Magnus: Look, we gotta act like responsible adults!

Taako: I just ate 70 ice pops out of pure spite and you don't know how to use a microwave. How are we responsible adults?

Merle, clearly stuck in a vase: He has a valid point.

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NOT ME ABOUT TO QUEUE UP A BUNCH OF SHIT

STAY TUNED NERDS

#not a quote

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Fitzroy: I have a black belt!

Argo: What, like... Karate?

Fitzroy: No, from Gucci

#reposting a few from the beginning of this blog now that we have followers #because i feel like this one went unappreciated and it made me CACKLE #what no im not doing this because im out of ideas stfu

Taako: Go ahead, ask him "What's your name?" in Elvish.

Magnus, in Elvish: Hey, what's your name?

Jenkins, in Common: Sir, I'm from Neverwinter.

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Duck: Pretty thick country up there. You make a couple of mistakes up there, you're gone.

Ned: I think we'll be okay. I was a boy scout. Aubrey, you were a girl scout, right?

Aubrey: No, but I ate a brownie once!

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Magnus: How can you not care?!

Taako: Like this. *shrugs*

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Fitzroy: He might be okay!

*huge explosion*

Fitzroy: ...Well, no. Probably not now.

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