overheard at the ministry

Rodolphus: Other than cooking, what basic life skills don't I have?

Regulus: When Helena walks down the street, she does not give a shit what anyone thinks of her in any situation. She’s my hero.

Severus: You better have a good explanation for this

Thea: Don’t worry. I don’t want things to be awkward. I’m gonna send him a text while he’s sleeping that says, “We’re done.”

Olivia: We’re under attack again come on

Andromeda: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf, I can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens.

Lily: Marlene, please keep an eye on Mary today. She's gonna say something to the wrong person and get herself punched.

Rabastan: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Remus: Peter's instinct is to reach for alcohol before any other type of beverage.

Narcissa: I got bitten by a snake, what do I do?

Peter: I'm a real asset.

Severus: We were born for politics

Marlene: Lily, you’ll be playing the role of my mother.