IncorrectSnapeQuotes

Snape in the dungeons ✨at 3 am✨when everyone else is asleep:

Dumbledore: so, what do you expect an average day for you to look like?

Snape: a series of poor life choices.

Dumbledore: Severus my boy, I meant as a member of the faculty.

Snape: is there no way we can get rid of him?

Mcgonagall: not without cause Severus.

Snape: no, didn’t need it.

Mcgonagall: not even when Lily died?

Snape: no, but that was sad.

Mcgonagall: or when you finally got out of your abusive childhood home only to join the dark lord and suffer at his displeasure and watch a lot of people be tortured and murdered in front of you.

Snape: oh yeah I forgot about that.

Mcgonagall: or how about when you constantly risk your life to save a child you claim you don’t even like because Albus says he has some great 13 step plan.

Sirius: you’re an only child?

"just yeet some lace wing flies here"

"Smells perfect, good soup "

Them singing a witches chant from the muggle play ‘Macbeth’ which is literally all about the betrayal of a friend that lead to the death a good friend and leader. Yet even better, going with this.

Macbeth= Peter Pettigrew

King Duncan= James Potter

Part of me wonders how the ministry orchestrated this before apparating…

“Right, huddle huddle, let’s make a circle, come on, we are on a time crunch.”

“So when are we going, on three or after three?

“On three.”

“1…2..-

“Wait, on three as in, 1,2,go or 1,2,3 and then go”