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Cas: I convinced Mystic Grill I was allergic to Windex so I wouldn’t have to do cleaning at the end of the night.

Penny: God, Jesus, I’m glad you’re my brother.

Cas: Yeah, so it would be the end of the day and -

Penny: I’m, I’m glad you’re my brother, Cas, and that you’re not working against me in some way. With strategies like that, I’m glad you’re on my side and not an opponent of some sort.

Jake: I managed to convince them for a year that I didn’t know how to vacuum. No one was gonna take that last half hour to teach me, and it made for pretty chill evenings.

Penny: Nice.

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I’m at a point where I just don’t fucking care about anything. Nickleback’s 'Photograph' came on the radio and I didn’t change the station. Just sat there and listened to fucking Nickleback. Who gives a shit. We’re all going to die anyways.

Cas Sullivan

#cas sullivan #source: tumblr

Tatum: What is your favorite witch swear?

Ivy: Is...

Penny: Is there any context?

Piper: Of course not.

Ivy: Witch swear, huh...

Cas: Oh... I think I really like "fuck."

#tatum stilinski #ivy maeve #penny sullivan #piper mikaelson #cas sullivan #source: mbmbam

Yesterday at Target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and I responded with ‘you too’ so I’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but I’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool.

Ben Parrish, Human Disaster

#ben parrish #source: tumblr

Izzie: How's the most beautiful girl in the world doing?

Nova: [ without looking up from her book ] I don't know... how are you doing?

Izzie:

Nova: [ looking over the back of the couch] Did you just faint?

#izzie parrish #nova beckham #source: ???

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Evan: [ hugging Jake ] Let's get married.

Jake: What was that?

Evan: What?

Jake: You said something.

Evan: I didn't hear what you said.

Jake: No, you said- you said something.

Evan: ... No.

#evan march #jake sullivan #source: broad city

Maia: What are you, three?

Cas: On a scale of one to ten, yeah.

Maia:

Cas:

Maia:

Cas:

Maia:

Cas: I have self-worth issues.

#cas sullivan #maia dermott #source: tumblr #someone help this boy

Cas: I didn't find that theory very compelling...

Tatum: I thought that was compelling... Unless they lied.

Cas: You think a lot of things are compelling.

Tatum: I found that very compelling! Go fuck yourself, have a nice day.

Cas: Alright.

#cas sullivan #tatum stilinski #social media au #source: buzzfeed unsolved

Ben: And now for a gay update with Nova.

Nova: Getting gayer.

Ben: Thank you Nova.

#ben parrish #nova beckham #true bi/gay solidarity is two murderous aliens crying in the kitchen at 2am because the world sucks #source: ???

At 3 am, while probably drunk:

Piper: I have one to suggest, how about this-

Tatum: Heyyy, alright!

Piper: Twenty-raven-teen: We've all got ravens.

Cas: Hmm. HMMMM.

Piper: Now, here's the thing about it, is, by the end of the year, everybody's got a... sort of pet raven. Everybody's got a raven.

Tatum & Maia: Everybody's got ravens!

Maia: I like it, and I'll tell you why, they got long, smooth beaks.

Piper: Mmhm, mmhm.

Tatum: Now, the problem is going to be educating the masses about the difference between ravens and crows, because I think that's a very common issue with me, and everybody else.

Cas: Well, it's actually pretty easy to tell the difference? If you see a crow you think "there's a black bird," if you see a raven you think "oh god... something's terribly wrong."

#trash trio #cas sullivan #piper mikaelson #tatum stilinski #maia dermott #source: mbmbam

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I feel a really deep kinship with bees. They like flowers, they bump into things a lot. If they try to fight someone, they literally die. There is honestly no difference between myself and a bee.

Izzie Parrish

#izzie parrish #source: tumblr

Izzie: He's afraid of raccoons.

Ben: Because they're terrifying, and wear little masks.

#izzie parrish #ben parrish #source: psych

Tatum: Cas is very pretty.

Matt: [ nonchalantly but unconvincingly ] Is he?

Tatum: You know he is, darling. Be careful there.

#tatum stilinski #matt emerson #source: love actually

Cas: I have Spotify open right now on your computer. Do you want me to put you on blast? Because I got your history right here in the sidebar.

Cas: [ growing increasingly angry ] Take it Back by Jimmy Buffett, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffett, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffett, Steamer by Jimmy Buffett, Treat Her Like a Lady by Jimmy Buffett, When Salome Plays the Drum by Jimmy Buffett, Havana Daydream by Jimmy Buffett!!

Cas: [ shouting ] WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?! ARE YOU HAUNTED? ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED? YOU USED TO BE MY BROTHER!

Jake: I had a case of the Mondays!

#cas sullivan #jake sullivan #source: mbmbam

Cas: Sharp work, samurai.

Matt: Holy shit I'm gay

Cas: What

Matt: What

Tatum: Oh my fucking god

#cas sullivan #matt emerson #tatum stilinski #voltron au #BECAUSE THATS A THING NOW #source: voltron #sort of

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