Incorrect Scorpions

Klaus: we're lost.

Uli: lost? as in "where the hell are we?"

Rudolf: we're not totally lost! We're still in Germany!

Uli: you said this was a shortcut.

Klaus: What if it bites me and it dies?

Francis: That means you’re poisonous

Herman: What if it bites itself and I die?

Rudolf: That’s voodoo.

Matthias: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Francis: That’s correlation, not causation.

Matthias: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Matthias: But It got me to the Sarcasm Championships in England back in 1977

Herman: Really?

Herman Rarebell – Fighter (Battle Master)

Timing, control

James Kottak – Barbarian (Path of the Storm Herald)

Huge personality, explosive playing style, chaotic energy

Francis Buchholz – Cleric (Forge Domain)

Holds everything together and supports

Uli Jon Roth – Druid (Circle of Stars)

Cosmic ethereal vibe, almost spiritual playing

Michael Schenker  - Socerer (Wild Magic)

“What if wild magic was a human” – brilliant, but quite unpredictable

Ralph Rieckermann — Artificer (Battle Smith)

Klaus Meine – Bard (College of Lore)

The strenght is in the words and voice

Rudolf Schenker – Paladin (Oath of Glory)

"My dream was always to be in one of the biggest bands in the world"

Alternative: Monk (Way of the Open Hand)

Clean, fundamental, powerful, kind of canon

Matthias Jabs – Wizard (Bladesinger)

Embodiment of performance and mastery

Alternative: Rogue (Swashbuckler)

Precision, flashy and elegant. Brings a knife to a magic fight and wins

Pawel Maciwoda – Ranger (Hunter)

Grounded, steady, keeps everything aligned

Mikkey Dee – Barbarian (Path of the Berserker)