Sal: Be the reason why you are haunted. go someplace forbidden, read something in a dead language, straight up fuck a demon.
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Sal: Be the reason why you are haunted. go someplace forbidden, read something in a dead language, straight up fuck a demon.

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Red Eyed Demon: Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away you’re coming right to me?
Sal: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
Red Eyed Demon: Hoho! Then come as close as you like!
Lost a follower for that last post. Mad because I’m an adult who can differentiate fiction from reality huh.
Hot take: The SF ending was fine. It didn’t overstate its welcome, ended on a sad but vague note that allows Steve to continue in the future, and had just as much weird shit as the other episodes did.
Did lots of our faves die? Yes! But Steve doesn’t owe anyone a happy “everyone lives” ending, and it was pretty clear from the moment Larry was revealed as dead that no character was safe. I miss SF, but I’m happy I got to experience it with my best friends. We laughed, we cried, we screamed when everyone started dropping like flies in ep 5.
Also Salarry is still a good ship, die mad about it, the “best friends to datefriends” dynamic is adorable and they’re cute.
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Cultists: We’ve got your son
Lisa: My son just came home an hour ago!
Cultists: He was really nice and made us reevaluate our life choices and even offered to get help for us, can you please pick him up?
Lisa: Oh my god you have Sal
Cultists: We’re going to become a band
Sal: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both.
Sal: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Travis: A couple o’ sinners came up to the lunch table the other day
Diane, in the afterlife: Hit or miss, I guess he took the kids, huh?
Just curious, do you have a head canon for Sal's gender? Cause I personally head canon Sal as v much genderfluid.
My gender hc for Sal is gender non-conforming boy

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Chinken nugget.
Can’t believe I’m finally popular enough to get my posts stolen on the internet
Sal: So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties--
Ashley: [Losing her mind on the ground]
Travis: Check off even one goddamn reason why I shouldn’t hit you right in the face
Larry: I’m the last of my species
Sal: Wounding me emotionally would pay much higher dividends
Ashley: My face is filled with boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you hit me
Todd: My mom specifically instructed me to have a good day
Chug: I’ll open my mouth and swallow your whole arm
Maple: The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour
Mr. Phelps: It would be way too rewarding
Sal: Is she… you know…. [takes wonder woman pose] bisexual?
Larry: What is Wonder Woman’s pose? I hope that means you lift a tank.
Todd: You hold up your wrists and cross them like you’re about to deflect bullets.
Sal: I’d rather lift a tank, but that’s cool too
Sal: Is she… you know… [lifts a tank] bisexual?

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Sal: Being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me
I still support and ship Salarry and no I don’t take criticism or debate on this because I am an adult with a healthy separation of fiction and reality, thank u