nobody said these (probably)

Nerd: We already promised other people that we'd be on our worst behavior.

Malcolm: You can’t cancel a holiday.

Critic: Keep it up, Mr. Ray, and you will lose New Year’s.

Malcolm: What does that mean?

Motherfucker Mike: That’s what she said.

Tamara: Oh, come on, we're not in a prison drama, are we?

Board James: Which is...?

Critic: We don’t have balls.

Critic: Are you okay?

Board James: *looks at Nerd*

Nerd: *mouths “not guilty”*

Board James: Hot milky

Guitar Guy: Ew it's like you're dating your teacher

Ask That Guy: That's it. That's the joke.

Nerd: Thanks dad.

[silence]

Nerd: Why is everyone staring at me?

Critic: You just called Guitar Guy "dad." You said "thanks dad."

Nerd: What? No I didn't. I said "thanks man."

Guitar Guy: Do you see me as a father figure, Nerd?

Nerd: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.