nah, these are actually legit

Morris: I will make you sorry you were ever born!

Vincent: I can't believe Miss Penny gave me a D on that test. How'd I get a D?

Sam: I think the loser should have some kind of penalty.

Sebastian: Didn't you lose a lot of money on that other investment, you know, the one from that e-mail?

Abigail: I don’t know how you guys live with yourselves. 

Haley: Alex, you never listen to me.

Emily: Starshine, if I make instant milk with regular milk will I get ultimate milk? Does the same hold true for instant coffee if I make it with regular coffee? What happens if I mix ultimate coffee with ultimate milk?

Shane: Oh! Clint! Guess what! I’m making a video for that Joja commercial contest!

If you need me, I’ll be down here on the floor, dying.

Lewis: Sam, just sit and try not to break anything.

Sebastian: Abigail! Now, you stop trying to trick Sam just because he’s weak, and vulnerable and dimwitted.

Gus: Oh, you are being ridiculous. He's a professional gridball player.

Robin: What's wrong with Maru?