Incorrect Queen Quotes

John: What do rainbows mean to you? Freddie: Gay rights. Roger: There's money. Brian: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.

Brian: We're having a baby. Adam: Oh, congratu- Roger, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

Brian: How do you want your coffee? Roger: Black, like my soul. Brian: Brian: Roger, your soul is a latte.

Roger: Help! I’m drowning! Brian: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Roger: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

Brian, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- John, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Roger, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Freddie: Call the exorcist.

John: Where is Brian? Roger: I'll do you one better, who is Brian?? Freddie: Here's a better question, why is Brian?