hiiii im AJ!!
my film account is @markossquidlures, but unfortunately if i follow people or like things i will come up on this account which sucks ass
i also have another band account (mainly bmth) @xxprayforplaguesxx
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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will byers stan first human second
i don't do bad sauce passes
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hiiii im AJ!!
my film account is @markossquidlures, but unfortunately if i follow people or like things i will come up on this account which sucks ass
i also have another band account (mainly bmth) @xxprayforplaguesxx

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Bmth alignment charts for all my lovely followers
Oli: *talks about Resident Evil and how it changed the game for horror video games and how it’s such an important survival horror game series that brought in so many interesting and unique characters with it*
Vegan, who was just trying to ask him if he could pass him his phone:
bmth halloween
Bring Me The Horizon merch 2007 // Tom Sykes Flickr

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Bring Me The Horizon Myspace // July 2008
Mat: bro is it gay when ur heart goes *nokia ring tone* around ur homie
Oli:
Bring Me The Horizon Myspace // September 2008
Oli trying to do literally anything on his phone in another room:
Mat using the airdrop feature for the 10th time that day:
max: i got a question for you! what’s heavier: a kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
matt: uh neither
max: wrong! a kilogram of steel! because steel is heavier than feathers!
matt: they’re both a kilogram though
max: what do you mean?
matt: they weigh the same
max: but… steel is heavier than feathers…
matt: i know but they’re both weighing a kilogram
max: that doesn’t prove anything… steel is heavier than feathers…
matt: i know… but look. they’re both a kilogram so they’re both the same…
dan: they’re the same weight max
max: b-but steel is heavier than feathers…

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Bring Me The Horizon myspace members section // 2009
*everyone standing in front of a broken coffee machine*
chris: so… who broke it? not mad, just wanna know.
everyone:
dan: …i did. i broke it
chris: no, no you didn’t. you’re not that useless. max?
max: don’t look at me! look at matt!
matt: what? i didn’t break it!
max: hmm that’s weird. how’d you know it was even broken?
matt: because i’m standing right in front of it and it’s broken
max: suspicious
matt: how am i?
josh: if it matters, oli was the last one to use it
oli: liar! i don’t even drink that shit
josh: oh really? what were you doing by it then earlier?
oli: i was using the spoons to push back my cuticles jeez franceschi everyone knows i do that
dan: okay let’s not fight. i broke it, i’ll pay for it.
chris: no! who broke it?
everyone:
josh: max’s been quiet
max: REALLY??
*everyone starts arguing*
chris: *turns towards an imaginary camera like he’s on the office* i broke it. i burned my hand so i punched it
chris: i predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with knives
chris:
chris: brilliant. it was getting a bit too calm around here to be normal
Oli: Matt I need help on this math problem :(
Matt: I can't do math, ask Vegan since he's the smart one
Vegan, literally in another country: *looks up into the sky* my friends are calling for me
Bring Me The Horizon 2009 Myspace
[oli and jordan texting]
oli: show me that fussy girl
jordan: pardon?
oli: fish pussy
This number is no longer taking calls or messages

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the duality of man:
UR JUST A BOTTOM- OH FUCK
tonight on bring me the gear; asda special; jordan inhales two packs of cigarettes and eats an entire vape, packaging and all around the back of asda, lee passes out in an asda shopping trolley, vegan forgets lee in said asda shopping trolley and makes it all the way home before remembering him, only to realise they took lee to lost and found, mat crashes a forklift through the main wall of asda and oli gets fired after not even a day of management so he then goes to join jordan in attempts to hot box the bakery section