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Barbossa: Uh-oh. We’re in with Sao Fang. Elizabeth: Is that bad? Barbossa: Well, he’s had it in for me since I kind of...drowned his dog. Elizabeth: You did?! Barbossa: Well replace ‘kind of’ with the word ‘repeatedly’, and the word ‘dog’ with ‘son.’ Source - The Simpsons
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Barbossa: You’re either perfect or you’re not me. There’s no gray area.
Source: DBZ Abridged
Jack: You've fallen for your own con!
Angelica: Well, at least I'm not dating mine!
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Jack: It just so happens that Will here is only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
Source: The Princess Bride
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Jack: From now on we’ll be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle One. Jack: Barbossa, codename “Been there, done that”. Jack: Ragetti is “Currently doing that”. Jack: Gibbs is “It happened once in a dream”. Jack: Will, codename “If I had to pick a dude”. Jack: Elizabeth is “Eagle Two”. Elizabeth: Oh, Thank god
Source: Parks and Rec
“Carina, I am your father.”
- Hector Barbossa
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I know it’s unlikely that this will reach anyone, but today I was in an accident. My car will need repairs and I was already unsure of my ability to pay my heating bill this month. I hate this but I don’t know how else I’ll have heat in my house… Please if you have anything to spare or can boost this it’d be dearly appreciated… Thank you all so much….
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Bill: This is going to hurt me more that it's going to hurt you
Will: How's that possible when I'm getting whipped?!
Bill: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
Will: I REALLY DON'T!
Bill: IT'S HURTING MY INSIDE!
Will: FUCK YOUR INSIDE!
(source:Vine)
Angelica Teach: Angelica!
Elizabeth Swann: Eliza!
Margaret Smyth: And Peggy!
(source:Hamilton)
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Jack: So you've been assigned to work with this exotic man?
Tai Haung: I'm not exotic, I'm asian. There are more of us than there are of you so, statistically, you're the exotic one.
Jack: Wait, what?
Elizabeth: You heard my statistically average first mate!
Elizabeth(to Will): I have faith in you... both of you
Elizabeth(after Will leaves): There’s a 30% chance they’ll both die.
(source:Parks&rec)
Will to Jack: I wanna say you're a real good guy, but we both know that would be a lie
The Amazing World of Gumball
Jack (before fighting Will): You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Will: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Elizabeth: Oh, would you stop being so proud? Carina: I’m proud? Elizabeth! After the wedding, you wouldn’t even take Will’s name! Elizabeth: I use it for official things! Carina: Letting him call you Mrs. Turner in the bedroom isn’t official. Will: But it is officially hot!
(source:scrubs)
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Jack: This year I lost my dear friend, Will Turner Will (from the Dutchman): QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD Jack: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.
ily: i love you
ilysm: i love you so much
ishtyedftmimyily: I should have told you every day from the moment I met you. I love you.
