Pat: [texting] Did you get your free Slurpee today?
Pat: I Just had four. There are many 7-elevens near my gym.
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Pat: [texting] Did you get your free Slurpee today?
Pat: I Just had four. There are many 7-elevens near my gym.

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Brian: Y'all don't know about my KNIFE SHOES
Pat: ice skates?
Brian: Blocked.
Tara: [texting Brian] you've been late 4 days in a row
Brian: tea
Tara: Are you saying you want to secretly perform scientific experiments on your friends and co-workers to increase efficiency?
Jenna: Yes.
Tara: Sounds fun. Let's do it.
Pat, holding a basketball: This one’s to end capitalism!
Pat: *shoots and misses*
Pat: ...

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Pat: So, how'd you convince the whole office to betray me? What'd you offer them?
Tara: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
Brian: Has anyone seen my shirt? Button down, faded salmon color?
Pat: You mean your pink shirt?
Brian: ...
Brian: Faded salmon color?
Pat: [to Charlie] You've overcome so much.
Pat: You're the most wonderful cat in the whole world and I'm so happy for you.
Pat: [sobbing]
Jeff: [presenting a new project] I think that comic sans always screams "fun".
Tara: ..................
Pat: Wanted to play a video game but the tv was dirty.
Pat: I couldn't find the duster so I used my cat.

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Brian: What can I get you?
Pat: Uh, eggs.
Brian: How would you like those?
Pat: Uh-- Medium rare
Pat and Brian: ...........................
Pat: Fight me on PS4
Pat: Oh wait,
Pat: You don't have a PS4
Brian: Fight me in real life
Brian: Oh wait,
Brian: You don't have a real life
Pat: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Brian: Are you okay?
Pat: My cat stole my fucking garlic bread.
Tara: [texting Pat] we're short staffed for tonight.
Pat: damn, that's crazy
Pat: good luck, tho
Brian: If I was a fruit, what would I be?
Pat: Flamingo.
Brian: ...Isn’t that a bird?
Pat: It’s a fruit now.

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Simone: I like my boys like I like my girls.
Simone: ...
Simone: ...
Simone: That's it.
Simone: That's the joke.
Simone: I'm bisexual.
Jeff: Hey, look at how big my new shoes are
Jenna: You know what they say about bigfoot!
Jeff: You mean big feet?
Jenna: They'll try to tell you he's not real, but I've seen him-