They're Incorrect Quotes, Charlie Brown

Lucy: Imagine if we were stranded on a deserted island, just the two of us. Schroeder: I think I'd rather drown.

Charlie Brown: “Confidence deficit disorder”? I don’t have that. Charlie Brown: Wait, do I? I don’t know. What do you think?

Charlie Brown: Sometimes, you gotta have a weekend where you do nothing at all. Pig-Pen: Not even bathe! Charlie Brown: Charlie Brown: Okay, uh-uh.

Linus: God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. Charlie Brown: WHEN DID I SIGN UP FOR THE WAR?! WHEN DID I ENLIST?!

Peppermint Patty: I don't know, maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands. Charlie Brown: With each other or with the horrors?

Peppermint Patty: Maybe if I talk to Marcie she can ease my guilt. *later* Marcie: Well, it sounds like it's all your fault.

Charlie Brown: I got so bored I started thinking about existence. Charlie Brown: Do I matter? Do any of us? Is there a master plan in the works? A grand design? Charlie Brown: Just dumb stuff like that.