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Otus:
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Alphonse: Okay fine, it's like crack to me.

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Alphonse: You think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!
Otus:
Twig:
Geddy:
Alphonse: Okay fine, it's like crack to me.

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Dirk: I love you.
Alphonse: I thought I annoyed you.
Dirk: You do annoy me. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
Alphonse: Same. I love you too.
Twig: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Solus: So fuck oxygen i guess.
Alphonse: Do you take constructive criticism?
Otus: [already crying] Sure, what's up.
Otus: All right, team! Assemble!
Twig: We've already been here for forty minutes.
Otus:
Otus: Well, then, assemble better.
Twig: Don't know how to do that.
Otus: Don't be a smart mouth!
Geddy: Don't worry, Otus, I don't think any part of him is in danger of being smart.
Twig: Fuck you too, Geddy.

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Otus: ...And then I escaped, unscathed!
Alphonse: You're bleeding from so many parts of your body.
Otus: Okay, fine, I'm a little scathed.
Buccanary: How would you kids like to do something for money?
Otus:
Geddy: Can we have some details first?
Buccanary: I'm never donating blood again.
Buccanary: The second you walk in the door, it's just one invasive question after another!
Buccanary: "Where did you get it?" "Why is it in a bucket?"
Twig: Yes, I make bad decisions that put me in a lot of danger.
Otus: But?
Twig: No, that's it.
Twig: How insecure do you think I am?
Twig: Seriously, how insecure do you think I am?
Twig: I need you to tell me. Will you please tell me?

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Molstrom: What are your concerns?
Otus: Well... You've kidnapped me.
Molstrom: Hmm, noted. Go on.
Otus: And you threw me in this dungeon.
Molstrom: Ah, I see. Anything else?
Otus: Uh, no. But... No. I guess those are the main two.
Molstrom: Thank you. Your feedback is a gift.
Alphonse: [Holding out a squawking pillowcase] The gawk's sick.
Molstorm: You brought your gawk to a crew meeting?
Alphonse: It's not my gawk, she just lives with me and eats at my house.
Otus: This was almost a great idea.
Geddy: You just described 90% of our stuff.
Twig: I would let a Raccoon do surgery on me. Have you seen their little hands? Those motherfuckers would give me a heart transplant for the low low cost of a cold slice of pizza!
Otus: You do realize where raccoons’ little hands have been right?
Solus: Is... Is that the... only reason you wouldn’t let a raccoon give you a heat transplant?
Alphonse: Come on! Their so well known for washing their hands that they’re called “washing bears” in German! You don’t have to worry where their little hands have been!
Mandolyn: You heard it here folks! Getting a heart transplant from a raccoon is perfectly safe!
Geddy: Where’s the raccoon getting the heart?!?!?
Twig: Don’t worry about it.
Dirk: It was fun while it lasted.
Alphonse: No, it wasn’t.
Dirk: We made a great team.
Alphonse: No, we didn’t. It was a disaster.

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Noctae: People treat me like a god.
Noctae: They ignore me until they need something from me.
Asio: Owls are trained in logic, Professor.
The Professor: Really, Asio. I had no idea. Watching you, I assumed it was trial and error.